joffreyslap:

dondarrion:

arya-snark:

seriously tho

petition for an hour long show of cersei lannister drunkenly schooling you about the horrors of real life

#’MORE WINE’ #’your grace it’s 9 in the morning’ #’and a piece of toast’

#I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN EQUALLY #I don’t care for Joffrey.

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lamefce:

once i know your first name your url becomes your last name 

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All these kings would do a deal better if they would put down their swords and listen to their mothers.

imagine Cersei tweeting through this siege.

caperingantagonist:

“Can’t believe I’m in this room with the fucking women and children. I wish I had my own armor.”

“Oh look! ‘My little dove’ is praying. wow. I’m gonna rip that bitch out.”

“Urgh I can’t believe she can’t even CURTSY.”

AryaisCerseiCerseiisArya

  • Tywin Lannister: Hm. She's a heroine of yours, I take it. Aren't most girls more interested in the pretty maidens from the songs? Jonquil, with flowers in her hair?
  • Arya Stark: Most girls are idiots.
  • Tywin Lannister: [laughs] You remind me of my daughter.

doctorwho:

From last night’s BAFTA ceremony

Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberbatch presented the special award to Steven Moffat.


Cersei deals with normal issues facing kids, such as what to do while under siege, how to use sex as a weapon, sibling rivalry, sibling romance, and drinking, confronting the issues as an independent freethinking queen.

Cersei deals with normal issues facing kids, such as what to do while under siege, how to use sex as a weapon, sibling rivalry, sibling romance, and drinking, confronting the issues as an independent freethinking queen.

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